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On the USAC's Jeff Plush statement
I guess this is what it took for me to reactivate the newsletter
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Matt Sussman

April 2022

The perfect clubspiel
Or, how the Group Pointspiel can work for you and your club
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Matt Sussman

March 2022

The drama of Broomspringa
Competitive teams breaking up, reforming, and third parties breaking the news
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Matt Sussman

February 2022

Curling is the hardest Olympic sport
With evidence!
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Matt Sussman
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January 2022

Your normie friend just tagged you in a curling GIF! Now what?
Grow the game!
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Matt Sussman
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December 2021

Home for Christmas
The double meaning
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Matt Sussman
What to buy a curler for Christmas
(Or any holiday, or any occasion)
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Matt Sussman
How The Grinch Stole Mixed Doubles Broadcasts
Every Dutch down in Leeuwarden liked sex toys a lot But the curling broadcast affiliates in the USA and Japan did NOT The channels hated the toys! The…
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Matt Sussman
On the Bottcher/Moulding thing
The Internet's favorite team just lost its most popular player
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Matt Sussman

November 2021

The huge USA Olympic Trials preview
Multiple paragraphs on all 12 teams.
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Matt Sussman
There's no "H" in Bonspiel
Unless the "H" stands for "havin’ a good time."
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Matt Sussman

October 2021

RIP, Americas Challenge (2009-2021)
The WCF got this one right.
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Matt Sussman
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